Score: 3

"Decent."

submission: The Tickler

date: October 6, 2009

It's all fun and games until the RPG droids show up,after this happens all you do is go 'ropund and 'round in circles avoiding rockets. Fucking lame! You should not have made the rockets seek after your "Tickler";ruined the whole goddamn game.

Score: 2

"Troubled,insane,light of touch with reality."

submission: Tribute to Michael Keaton

date: September 25, 2009

Ms. Emily Youcis is obviously a very disturbed individual. If you do not believe me,watch her appearance on "Smutcave" episode 23 on"YT" . I hope Mike has himself a good lawyer and a steadfast team of security agents because this crazy bitch will,at some point try to murder this sorry ass:sub-standard "actor".However ,considering his contribution to the Batman franchise,perhaps he needs to be "snuffed out";motherfucker could not act to save his short(5'5") ass life, tiny little dildo. MK sucks ass.

Score: 2

"Not so much."

submission: Happy Zombie Jesus Day

date: April 12, 2009

A screaming sun+a rabbit+a mushroom cloud+depiction of an undead Jesus-esque character laughing maniacally=2. One half point for each element.

Score: 2

"Too short."

submission: Robot Dinosaurs

date: April 7, 2009

It took only 5 minutes to complete,the roar became very annoying very quickly,virtually no challenge,no real variety of enemies,boss was lame,big gaps of silence between songs. This game does not deserve front page or a score of 4.40. It is only as popular as it is because the cache of flying cyborg dinosaurs,that's it. 2/5 2/10

Score: 1

"Change the title."

submission: CONTRA-ception

date: April 4, 2009

Some people will fall under the impression that this game is in some way related to the Nintendo classic,"Contra". Also the music loops over itself if you restart. One more thing,maybe you should take out the pregnant woman drawing at the game over screen,it looks fucking awful. Find a .jpg of some anonymous woman,that would look 10 times better.

Score: 0

"Dead genre."

submission: Crazy Tracker

date: April 4, 2009

Mouse tracking games suck,including this one. Adding power ups,and the choice of colour for your "cog" do nothing to make the game any more enjoyable. Then,when you factor in the incessant-ear-shredding-faux-techno song(replete with an eagle scream sound effect,to let you know it's epic) looping in the background;and the fact there was an advertisement for motherfucking air freshener! Goddamn your ads! How many homemakers do you figure play this game,or even visit NG,for that matter? All that insulting nonsense adds up to across the board zeros.

Score: 2

"It gave it 5 minutes..."

submission: Concuss

date: April 4, 2009

...and that was 4 minutes too many. Mario Brothers rip off landscapes, extremely repetitive music,delayed explosions,and the fact that you have to upgrade your launcher to kill enemies. *Boo!*Hiss!*Boo!* Don't forget the lunky controls,because they are fucking awesome! 2/10 1/5

Score: 2

"No thanks."

submission: 3D Fighting:Bloody Rage 2

date: March 27, 2009

Spiderman performing a Hadouken? Complete nonsense. Once I saw that take place I closed the window.

Score: 2

"Hate it."

submission: Armor Trigger 3

date: March 10, 2009

Hate the music and the laggy crosshair. Bargain basement Anime characters were annoying,I only wanted to shoot them. No fun at all.

Score: 0

"One very long and tedious software advertisement."

submission: Balloon Racer

date: March 9, 2009

Goofy physics,annoying sound effects,like I already stated:it's primary reason for existence,and it's function is to advertise for a certain software publisher I will not mention by name. Don't waste your time on this one. One more thing, 1990(level 2),you race a space shuttle?! That's right,a fucking space shuttle.Ludicrous,even if that directly ties in with the thematic time-line. 0/5 0/10